Would you like insulin with that?

by torbar203

45 Comments

  1. Pretty sure it tastes like shit. All those overly colorful sweets do. And the waffle is soaking wet when you reach it.

  2. Silicon_Knight

    Only acceptable if it’s called a flaming moe’s

  3. paulruk

    Each part ruins the other part. You can’t even take the lollies home to eat, like you would if some knob hadn’t covered them in icing and gunk.

  4. Weep4Thee

    Imagine how much of an abundance we would have if u couldn’t post food online…

  5. Anthrodiva

    I left and came back and it is still going!

  6. fleegle2000

    Just because you CAN, doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

    Also, did a 3-year-old come up with this idea?

  7. I would neither order nor accept this as a gift so maybe someone who would can answer: How much of this just gets thrown out on-premesis? I can’t imagine taking any of it home; the handles of all the hard candy are a sticky mess now and the candy itself is now covered in wet icing.

  8. Yet we have people with food insecurity and others are making shit like that.

  9. Pandoras_Penguin

    Just put the toppings in a box/bag for me

  10. SerSealLord

    Literally what is it with Americans that cause them to go ape shit for repulsive crap like this?

  11. Wise_Investigator728

    This is beautiful but horrible.

  12. mostlygroovy

    I hate everyone and everything in this video

  13. beavertownneckoil

    A lot of colours in that look like they’d be illegal in Europe

  14. jaggedjinx

    Holy crap. This is so incredibly wasteful. All that candy and sprinkles would last me years.

  15. Galactic_Maverick

    I couldn’t have even tried to eat this before I developed diabetes. Now it would practically be a suicide attempt.

  16. MrLegalBagleBeagle

    And then a TikTok girl in a unicorn costume farts on it. That will be $300.

  17. SubstantialNet1005

    And they wonder why Americans are so fat and diabetic. I say this has a fat American who’s pre-diabetic. And even I find this atrocious

  18. LotharVonPittinsberg

    Is the owners sibling running a fructose corn farm? That’s a gigantic amount of tasteless sugar.

  19. boysenberry22

    Needs to come with a health warning 🤢

  20. Hot-Association-3722

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  21. Mama_Mega

    …This is why people just have cake. This is obviously not an amout of food one person can eat, but there’s no practical way to share this monstrosity with the rest of the table.

  22. Clydus1

    Yet I’ve never actually seen anyone eat one of these kinds of monstrosities.

  23. GoodMorninJulia

    ![gif](giphy|YcJY6RYjKdcuJsW4ku)

    This is what they want me to do?

  24. Sea-Course-5171

    Honestly if it was just a stupid milk shake covered with a waffle, I’d be fine with it. Cut the rim and anything after the waffle, and people would probably order it on the regular.

  25. pkintime

    Not only are you going to have all of the diabetes after even looking at that by the time you get through everything on top your ice cream or whatever is going to be melted

  26. thxxx1337

    Frosting looks like when you spring for the wax at a carwash

  27. proformax

    How do you wash/clean the glass after? Must be a nightmare.

  28. Ser_VimesGoT

    Words cannot describe how much I passionately loathe shit like this. It’s disgusting. Wasteful. Impractical. Garish. Ok that’s a few words but it’s the tip of the sprinkle covered iceberg of hate I have for this shit.

  29. Eric848448

    JFC this is why we’re so fat as a nation.

  30. Am I the only person who actually thinks that sprinkles add zero of anything to food?

  31. fractious77

    It’s just sugar, wheat, artificial flavor and milk. If you’re going to design a dessert that is this gigantic and over the top, how about including some real fucking food or flavor or contrast? Fruit, chocolate, white chocolate, caramel, fucking something, anything. It’s the size of a torso, but less than one dimensional. Super lame.

  32. RecloySo

    I don’t want to die. I’m not eating that

  33. Miserable_Figure7876

    This is the dessert version of the insane bloody Mary that comes in a pitcher with a hot dog, a hamburger, and a whole smoked chicken on top.